You gotta hand it to the nonprofit Twitter community: they can be pretty damn funny sometimes.
Vu wrote a post on his blog (a most follow, by the way) called "10 Rules for Dating in the Nonprofit Sector", which spawned a series of nonprofit-themed pick-up lines in the comments. This spilled over to Twitter, and the hashtag #NonprofitPickUpLines was born. Hilarity ensues.
Here are some of my favs, including some from Vu himself:
Your eyes are like a federal grant: I can get lost in them forever. #nonprofitpickuplines— Vu (@Nonprofitwballs) November 3, 2015
And ever and ever and ever and...
Does CFRE stand for Certifiably Foxy Romance Expert...? #nonprofitpickuplines— Vu (@Nonprofitwballs) November 4, 2015
What's a nice organization like you doing at an 8 am breakfast round table like this? #nonprofitpickuplines— Margaret Waldock (@GRDodgeEnviro) November 3, 2015
"Hey girl..I'm 80% Lover, 20% Administrative." #nonprofitpickuplines— Douglas Knight (DK) (@dknight44) November 3, 2015
Mmmm, I like your overhead, baby.
Dang! Something's missing from my database...your phone number. #nonprofitpickuplines— Margaret Waldock (@GRDodgeEnviro) November 2, 2015
I like your retention rates. Want to try out your donor engagement tactics on me? #nonprofitpickuplines— Ashley C. Hernandez (@AshCorrinn) November 2, 2015
Want to see my matching gift? #nonprofitpickuplines— Dave Tinker, CFRE (@davethecfre) November 2, 2015
"Why don't you come up and see my grant applications sometime?" #NonprofitPickupLines— bettybarc0de (@bettybarc0de) November 2, 2015
My, what a large endowment you have. #nonprofitpickuplines— Marc A. Pitman (@marcapitman) November 3, 2015